no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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