in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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