But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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