If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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