If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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