Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
You can't special order awesome
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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