oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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