Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
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Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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