Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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