He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Randomize
