Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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