capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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