There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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