who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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