Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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