I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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