and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Randomize