i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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