there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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