Just fell off a train. Bad.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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