think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
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hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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