dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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