I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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