you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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