if i can run in heels then i can drive
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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