oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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