Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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