I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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