Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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