do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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