no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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