Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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