Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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