Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
we should paint friendship bongs
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