why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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