I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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