We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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