I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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