I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I can't turn off my feet"
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
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Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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