scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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