Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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