Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
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Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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