I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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