If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i already hear my dad disowning me
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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