I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
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Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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