The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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