all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
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