All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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