Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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