me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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