school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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