Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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