Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Damn victory sex feels great
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